Why did the fly join the cheerleader team?
Because it had the perfect aim.
What do you call a fly that can't fly?
A street performer.
What did the fly do when it got lost?
It looked up and wondered, "WHERE?".
What do you call a fly wearing your clothes?
A fashion statement.
Why was the fly late to school?
It got caught in a buzz.
What do you call a fly with no legs?
A salad dancer (because it never made it to the plate).
What did the fly say when it sat on the armrest?
"Whose armrest is this, anyway?"
What do you call a fly with no arms?
A waiter (because it delivers food).
Why did the fly refuse to help with the dishes?
It claimed the "dishes" were too big.
Why did the firefly light itself on fire?
It saw the match.
What do you call a fly with blue wings?
An astronaut (because they might be related to space).
Why did the fly go to the bar?
It heard the beer was free.
What do you call a fly without any body parts?
A vowel (because it's missing the 'body').
What are the best jokes about flies?
Those with the punchline you can't avoid.
So, there you have them—a collection of the funniest fly puns on the planet. Whether you're a fly enthusiast or just looking to tickle some funny bones, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a buzz to your vocabulary.
