SEPTEMBER JOKES
SEPTEMBER, A MONTH OF STARTS AND ENDINGS, OF FALLING LEAVES AND RISING MOONSHAINS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE.funNY SEPTEMBER JOKES TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHEER THROUGHOUT THE SEASON:
1. SEPTEMBER IS JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM FALL.
Joke: Why is it so hard to hang onto a fishing net in September? Because September always seems to catch you with your clothes on!
2. WHERE DID SEPTEMBER COME FROM?
Joke: Did you know that September was originally the name of the Roman goddess of the harvest and agriculture? It's also where we get the word "september" from, as we harvest the last of the summer's fruits!
3. EVERYWHERE YOU Look, There Are Leaves Piling Up.
Joke: Why is there a saying that "fall is for planting, not for planting"? Because September is when we plant the seeds for next year's crop!
4. THE BEGINNING OF FALL, BUT NOT THE END.
Joke: Why couldn't the sun pass through the leaves in September? Because it was in a hurry to get to the other side!
5. THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR HAS ONLY 12 DAYS.
Joke: What do you call the 12th day of September? The 12th day of anything – even the alphabet!
6. YOUR FEET ARE COLD BUT YOUR NECK IS FREEZING.
Joke: Why do we wear shorts in September instead of winter clothes? Because it's easier to wear your legs than your arms!
7. ALEXANDRIA, VRNG, AND ZEPHYR HAVE A NEW FRIEND.
Joke: What do they find in common with each other when they get together? Their ability to tell great jokes!
8. FALL IS IN FULL SWING.
Joke: Why is there never a shortage of reasons for not wanting to go outside? It's too cold, too hot, too windy, too dry, and don't forget the crowds!
9. THE FIRST TO GET THE FLU IN SEPTEMBER?
Joke: Why did Sarah feel sick after eating a peach? Because she had to throw away the pit, and peaches have pit problems!
10. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WARM COCOA AFTER A COLD DAY?
Joke: You got it right the first time: "Coffee, the warming hug of fall!"
11. THERE'S A SEASON FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING VACATION.
Joke: Why do so many people take vacation in September? Because it's the only time they can be guaranteed to have a real winter!
12. THE BEST TIME TO BUY A FLAMETHROWER WAS IN SEPTEMBER.
Joke: Why is it so important to turn it on before using it? To see the flame!
13. IF YOU'RE BORN IN SEPTEMBER, YOU MUST BE A NATURAL STANDUP COMEDIAN.
Joke: What do you call a joke that makes you laugh uncontrollably? A "stand-up comedy incident"!
14. SEPTEMBER IS THE START OF THE FALL SEASON.
Joke: Why do leaves change color? To give us an early warning about winter!
15. IT'S THE LAST MONTH OF THE SUMMER.
Joke: Why do we call it SUMMER now? Because even our feelings are on sale in SEPTEMBER!
16. FALL IS JUST A FEW WEEKS AWAY.
Joke: Why can't we jump in puddles like we used to? Because it's raining and we have to wait for the "puddle season" to dry us off!
17. THE SEPTember SKY IS ALWAYS BLUE.
Joke: Why is the sky Always blue in September? Because we have a lot of "crosswords" to do!
18. SEPTEMBER IS A BEAUTIFUL MONTH WITH lots of colors.
Joke: Why is it difficult to pick a "favorite" color in September? Because all the colors are the "favorite" color!
19. FALL IS THE SEASON FOR TRADITIONAL FIREWORKS.
Joke: Why are fireworks so colorful? Because we have so many different kinds of "fireworks"!
20. THE SEPTember MOON IS ALWAYS FULL.
Joke: Why is it called the "full moon"? Because if you're inside and can't see it, at least you know it's full inside!
21. AND OF COURSE, THE LAST DAY OF SEPTEMBER IS THE SEPTember GOOSE.
Joke: What do geese say when they land on a lake to rest? "First we'll take the big water, then we'll take the small water."
SEPTEMBER, A MONTH OF STARTS AND ENDINGS, OF FALLING LEAVES AND RISING MOONSHAINS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE.funNY SEPTEMBER JOKES TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHEER THROUGHOUT THE SEASON:
22. ONE OF THE WARMEST MONTHS OF THE YEAR.
Joke: Why can't we wear short sleeves in September? Because the thermostat has gone on vacation!
23. THE SHORTEST DAY OF THE YEAR, BUT IT JUST FEELS LIKE AN eternity.
Joke: Why do we have to "spring forward" and "fall back" every year? Because we're trying to sync up our time with the sun!
24. THE SEPTember SHOWERS ARE THE WARMEST OF THE YEAR.
Joke: Why do we love the rain in September? It makes everything feel fresh and new!
25. THE LAST YEAR'S LEAVES ARE NOW ON DISPLAY.
Joke: Why can't we sell these leaves as souvenirs? Because they're always on sale!
SEPTEMBER, A MONTH OF STARTS AND ENDINGS, OF FALLING LEAVES AND RISING MOONSHAINS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE.funNY SEPTEMBER JOKES TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHEER THROUGHOUT THE SEASON:
26. A NEW SCHOOL YEAR BEGINS.
Joke: Why do小学生 wear khaki pants? Because they're comfortable and easy to match!
27. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE MOON WILL REFLECT THE SUN'S LIGHT.
Joke: Why do we see so many craters in the moon's sky during September? Because it's been "orbiting"!
28. OF COURSE, EVERYDAY IS A BAD DAY UNTIL SEPTEMBER 1ST.
Joke: Why are we so cheerful in September? Because we have a whole month to prove we're not sadists!
29. THE SEPTember MOON IS ALWAYS AROUND FOR THIS.
Joke: Why can't we wear our normal clothes when we go out after dark? Because it's "nighttime" and we need to "spark up"!
30. BUT THE MOON IS ALSO THE GREATEST OF ALL WONDERS.
Joke: Why can't we travel to the moon in September? Because it's a "two-dimensional planet"!
SEPTEMBER, A MONTH OF STARTS AND ENDINGS, OF FALLING LEAVES AND RISING MOONSHAINS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE.funNY SEPTEMBER JOKES TO SPREAD A LITTLE CHEER THROUGHOUT THE SEASON:
31. A TIME FOR REFLECTIONS AND PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE.
Joke: Why do we make New Year's resolutions in September? So we can break them in October!
32. AND FOR THE LAST TIME, WE CAN USE THE "N" WORD.
Joke: Why is it so rare to hear someone say "I love you" in September? Because we've all been "saving my loving"!
33. THE SEPTember SUNSET IS ALWAYS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT.
Joke: Why do we stand in line to see the sunset in September? So we don't miss the "sunset show"!
34. AND WHILE THE MOON IS OUT, WE CAN'T FORGET THE FIREWORKS.
Joke: Why do we celebrate国庆假期 in September? Because we want to celebrate the amount of daylight we have left!
35. A NEW YEAR, A NEW START, A NEW CHALLENGE.
Joke: Why do we hit the gym more in September? So we can "hit" the ground running in October!
36. THE SEPTember AIR IS CRISP AND FRESH.
Joke: Why can't we wear short pants in September? Because we want to "hit the ground running"!
37. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE MOON WILL LAND ON OUR HEAD.
Joke: Why do we wear helmets when we play sports in September? Because we don't want to "show off"!
38. A MONTH OF LEARNING AND GROWTH.
Joke: Why do we have to eat so many vegetables in September? Because we want to "feed" our brains!
39. THE SEPTember WINDS ARE COLD AND DRY.
Joke: Why do we wear layers in September? To "protect" against the cold!
40. FORGETFULNESS KILLS MORE PEOPLE THAN FROSTS.
Joke: Why do we have such a hard time remembering things in September? It's all because everything seems to "get lost" in the "back to school" rush!
SEPTEMBER, A MONTH OF Start-ups AND Finishes. OF Harvests And Beginnings. LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A JOKE OR TWO.
