Here are some funny jokes for 6 and 7-year-old kids:
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
- Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because it was a fungi.
- What do you call a fish wearing a life jacket? A splash.
- Why couldn't the duck go swimming? Because it was already in the water.
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
- Why couldn't the chef cook a steak? Because he only had a potato.
- What do you call a chicken with no eyes? F.
- Why couldn't the spider build a web? Because it was afraid of heights.
- What do you call a sheep wearing a raincoat? A woolcoat.
- Why couldn't the goblin drive a car? Because it was blind.
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- Why couldn't the monkey play the piano? Because it was a little monkey.
- What do you call a鸵aur wearing black and white clothes? An ostrich.
- Why couldn't the crab climb a tree? Because it had no claws.
- What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat.
- Why couldn't the lobster play soccer? Because it was a crustacean.
- What do you call a pig with three legs? A wonkey.
- Why couldn't the zebra wear a hat?因为它没有头发。
- What do you call a gorilla with no ears? Anything you like, it can't hear you.
- Why couldn't the monster under the bed hear you coming? Because it was a bogey man.
- Why was the beach so crowded? Because everyone was building sandcastles.
- Why couldn't you trust thestairs? Because they were always up to something.
- What do you call two snowmen in a field? A frozencostume.
- Why did one snowman say to another 'can you smell carrots'? Because it was a snowperson.
- What happens when two elephants clash together? A elephant jam.
- What do you call brown peas? Poop peas.
- Why did two fish in a tank, one say to the other 'do you know how to drive this thing?' A tiny船舶.
- Why did the biscuit go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy.
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
- Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
- What do cows order from? Cattle-log.
- What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli.
- What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz buzz cut.
- How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.
- Why can't mountains stay warm in winter? Because of snowcaps.
- Why can't a person's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What has a ton of ears but can't hear a thing? A corn field.
- What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor.
- What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers.
- Why did the man put sugar on his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams.
- Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a virus.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tube-a toothpaste.
- What did one eye say to the other? Don't look now, but something between us smells.
- Why couldn't the music teacher start his car? He left his keys on his piano.
- What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
- What do you call a cow who gets her way all the time? Spoiled milk.
- How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experiments. (experi-mints!)
- What is a computer programmer's favorite snack? Computer chips!
- Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
- Why did the mad elephant go on a tear? Because he was in love.
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
- What do you get on every birthday? A year older!
- Why should you not talk to circles? Because there is no point!
- Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle? Because there are so many cheetahs!
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
- What's gray and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine!
- Why couldnt the egg tell a joke? It will crack up!
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do fish play on the piano? Scales!
- Where do hamburgers go dancing? A meatball!
- How do billboards talk? sign language!
- What do snakes like to study in school? Hissss-tory!
- What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud.
- What did the pig say on a hot day? I'm bacon!
- What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? Doggone it!
- What do cowboys put on their salads? Ranch dressing!
- What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus TEX!
- What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
- What time is it when a lion walks into a room? Time to leave!
- What’s green and not heavy? Light green!
- What do you give a hurt lemon? Lemon aid!
- What is the most valuable type of fish? A gold fish!
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
- What kind of music do whales like? They listen to the orca-stra!
- Why did the baker put the cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it!
- What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
- What a king’s favorite kind of weather? Rain. (reign)
- Why can’t the music teacher start his car? He left his keys on his piano!
- What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name!
- What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut!
- What do you call a retired vegetable?A has-bean!
- What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!
- What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathema-chicken!
- What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A dandelion!
- Why did the chocolate ice cream melt so quickly when left out in the sun? Because it was a chocolate chip ice cream!
- Why did the little boy take his toys home after playing with them? He had to make room for new toys.
- Why was the cake a disappointment? It was a fairy cake.
- Why did the apple pie fall apart when cut? It was baked on the sidewalk.
- Why couldn't the duck find its way to the pond? It was heading in the wrong direction.
- Why did the grape stop halfway up the grapevine? It ran out of juice.
- Why couldn't Elsa play mini-golf with her friends? Because her powers were turned off.
- Why was the playground so small? It was a city park.
- Why couldn't the little rabbit run fast enough? It had a slow pace.
- Why did the caterpillar stop moving after a while? It had turned into a chrysalis.
- Why couldn't the penguin fly? It had webbed feet.
- Why was the bicycle so tall? It had training wheels.
- Why couldn't the fish climb the waterfall? The waterfall was too high.
- Why was the soccer ball flat? It was a soccer ball.
- Why couldn't the little dog do a backflip? It was too small.
- Why couldn't the cat play piano? It had no fingers on its front paws.
- Why did the clown wear a top hat? He was trying to cover up that he was a joker.
- Why was the tomato green instead of red? It was a green olive.
- Why couldn't the bee fly high? It had a short tongue.
- Why couldn't the ant climb the flagpole? It had no horns to grip the pole.
- Why did the pirate have such a long beard? He was trying to conceal that he had no mouth.
- Why was the ballerina's tutu so itty-bitty? She was a fairy ballerina.
- Why couldn't the little boy jump high? He was such a little bunny.
- Why couldn't the little girl climb the jungle gym? It was too steep.
- Why couldn't the alien be polite? It did not speak English.
- Why did the octopus turn the light on and off? It was trying to turn the light on and off.
- Why couldn't the panda eat bamboo? It was a bear.
- Why couldn't the moose grab onto the ladder? It was a ladder.
- Why couldn't the chicken jump over the moon? It was a chicken.
- Why couldn't the kangaroo jump high? It was a kangaroo.
- Why couldn't the little boy hold his basketball? It fell through his hands.
- Why couldn't the little girl use her tongue to suck on the ice cream? The ice cream fell through her throat.
- Why couldn't the little boy put his socks on the table? It was a breakfast table.
- Why couldn't the astronaut wear a spacesuit? It was a suit.
- Why couldn't the monkey swing from the tree branches? It was a monkey.
- Why couldn't the little boy ride his tricycle? It was a tricycle.
Overall the best jokes for 6 and 7-year-old kids are those that teach them about the world around them in a fun and amusing way. Whether it's making fun of their own characteristics, the things they use daily or simply making people smile and laugh, these jokes are a great way to help children learn about themselves and the world around them.