funny jokes for 6 7 year olds

Here are some funny jokes for 6 and 7-year-old kids:

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
2. Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because it was a fungi.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a life jacket? A splash.
4. Why couldn't the duck go swimming? Because it was already in the water.
5. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
6. Why couldn't the chef cook a steak? Because he only had a potato.
7. What do you call a chicken with no eyes? F.
8. Why couldn't the spider build a web? Because it was afraid of heights.
9. What do you call a sheep wearing a raincoat? A woolcoat.
10. Why couldn't the goblin drive a car? Because it was blind.
11. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
12. Why couldn't the monkey play the piano? Because it was a little monkey.
13. What do you call a鸵aur wearing black and white clothes? An ostrich.
14. Why couldn't the crab climb a tree? Because it had no claws.
15. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat.
16. Why couldn't the lobster play soccer? Because it was a crustacean.
17. What do you call a pig with three legs? A wonkey.
18. Why couldn't the zebra wear a hat?因为它没有头发。
19. What do you call a gorilla with no ears? Anything you like, it can't hear you.
20. Why couldn't the monster under the bed hear you coming? Because it was a bogey man.
21. Why was the beach so crowded? Because everyone was building sandcastles.
22. Why couldn't you trust thestairs? Because they were always up to something.
23. What do you call two snowmen in a field? A frozencostume.
24. Why did one snowman say to another 'can you smell carrots'? Because it was a snowperson.
25. What happens when two elephants clash together? A elephant jam.
26. What do you call brown peas? Poop peas.
27. Why did two fish in a tank, one say to the other 'do you know how to drive this thing?' A tiny船舶.
28. Why did the biscuit go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy.
29. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
30. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
31. What do cows order from? Cattle-log.
32. What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli.
33. What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz buzz cut.
34. How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!
35. What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.
36. Why can't mountains stay warm in winter? Because of snowcaps.
37. Why can't a person's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
38. What has a ton of ears but can't hear a thing? A corn field.
39. What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor.
40. What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers.
41. Why did the man put sugar on his pillow? He wanted to have sweet dreams.
42. Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a virus.
43. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tube-a toothpaste.
44. What did one eye say to the other? Don't look now, but something between us smells.
45. Why couldn't the music teacher start his car? He left his keys on his piano.
46. What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.
47. What do you call a cow who gets her way all the time? Spoiled milk.
48. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experiments. (experi-mints!)
49. What is a computer programmer's favorite snack? Computer chips!
50. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
51. Why did the mad elephant go on a tear? Because he was in love.
52. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
53. What do you get on every birthday? A year older!
54. Why should you not talk to circles? Because there is no point!
55. Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle? Because there are so many cheetahs!
56. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
57. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
58. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
59. What's gray and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine!
60. Why couldnt the egg tell a joke? It will crack up!
61. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
62. What do fish play on the piano? Scales!
63. Where do hamburgers go dancing? A meatball!
64. How do billboards talk? sign language!
65. What do snakes like to study in school? Hissss-tory!
66. What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music.
67. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
68. What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud.
69. What did the pig say on a hot day? I'm bacon!
70. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? Doggone it!
71. What do cowboys put on their salads? Ranch dressing!
72. What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus TEX!
73. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!
74. What time is it when a lion walks into a room? Time to leave!
75. What’s green and not heavy? Light green!
76. What do you give a hurt lemon? Lemon aid!
77. What is the most valuable type of fish? A gold fish!
78. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
79. What kind of music do whales like? They listen to the orca-stra!
80. Why did the baker put the cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it!
81. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
82. What a king’s favorite kind of weather? Rain. (reign)
83. Why can’t the music teacher start his car? He left his keys on his piano!
84. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name!
85. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A cool coconut!
86. What do you call a retired vegetable？A has-bean!
87. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!
88. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathema-chicken!
89. What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A dandelion!
90. Why did the chocolate ice cream melt so quickly when left out in the sun? Because it was a chocolate chip ice cream!
91. Why did the little boy take his toys home after playing with them? He had to make room for new toys.
92. Why was the cake a disappointment? It was a fairy cake.
93. Why did the apple pie fall apart when cut? It was baked on the sidewalk.
94. Why couldn't the duck find its way to the pond? It was heading in the wrong direction.
95. Why did the grape stop halfway up the grapevine? It ran out of juice.
96. Why couldn't Elsa play mini-golf with her friends? Because her powers were turned off.
97. Why was the playground so small? It was a city park.
98. Why couldn't the little rabbit run fast enough? It had a slow pace.
99. Why did the caterpillar stop moving after a while? It had turned into a chrysalis.
100. Why couldn't the penguin fly? It had webbed feet.
101. Why was the bicycle so tall? It had training wheels.
102. Why couldn't the fish climb the waterfall? The waterfall was too high.
103. Why was the soccer ball flat? It was a soccer ball.
104. Why couldn't the little dog do a backflip? It was too small.
105. Why couldn't the cat play piano? It had no fingers on its front paws.
106. Why did the clown wear a top hat? He was trying to cover up that he was a joker.
107. Why was the tomato green instead of red? It was a green olive.
108. Why couldn't the bee fly high? It had a short tongue.
109. Why couldn't the ant climb the flagpole? It had no horns to grip the pole.
110. Why did the pirate have such a long beard? He was trying to conceal that he had no mouth.
111. Why was the ballerina's tutu so itty-bitty? She was a fairy ballerina.
112. Why couldn't the little boy jump high? He was such a little bunny.
113. Why couldn't the little girl climb the jungle gym? It was too steep.
114. Why couldn't the alien be polite? It did not speak English.
115. Why did the octopus turn the light on and off? It was trying to turn the light on and off.
116. Why couldn't the panda eat bamboo? It was a bear.
117. Why couldn't the moose grab onto the ladder? It was a ladder.
118. Why couldn't the chicken jump over the moon? It was a chicken.
119. Why couldn't the kangaroo jump high? It was a kangaroo.
120. Why couldn't the little boy hold his basketball? It fell through his hands.
121. Why couldn't the little girl use her tongue to suck on the ice cream? The ice cream fell through her throat.
122. Why couldn't the little boy put his socks on the table? It was a breakfast table.
123. Why couldn't the astronaut wear a spacesuit? It was a suit.
124. Why couldn't the monkey swing from the tree branches? It was a monkey.
125. Why couldn't the little boy ride his tricycle? It was a tricycle.

Overall the best jokes for 6 and 7-year-old kids are those that teach them about the world around them in a fun and amusing way. Whether it's making fun of their own characteristics, the things they use daily or simply making people smile and laugh, these jokes are a great way to help children learn about themselves and the world around them.