witty sex quotes Quotes That Will Make You Wanna Get It On

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Welcome to our collection of witty sex quotes that are sure to get you in the mood for some playful fun. Whether you're looking to spice up your love life or just want to shake things up, these quotes will provide the perfect amount of humor and inspiration. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

1. "Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."

• from: "The Secret Life of Cats"

2. "I don't have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination."

• from: "Legally Blonde"

3. "My ovaries are making me repeat after you."

• from: "Mean Girls"

4. "I love you with all my hips and a quarter."

• from: "Ghost"

5. "I didn't wear a bra today, and I didn't want to."

• from: "Bridesmaids"

6. "If I can read your thoughts, you must be writing about me."

• from: "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

7. "If you're going to sleep with me, you'll need a fire extinguisher."

• from: "Superbad"

8. "The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old."

• from: "Clueless"

9. "When it comes to sex, I'm a professional."

• from: "Bridesmaids"

10. "I'd like to remind my husband that foreplay is part of our marriage."

• from: "The Kite Runner"

11. "My thighs are touching. What are yours doing?"

• from: "Mean Girls"

12. "If you wear a short skirt and you're not prepared for attention, you've chosen the wrong outfit."

• from: "The Birds and the Bees"

13. "I'm not saying I want to have sex with you, I'm just saying it's a possibility."

• from: "Friends with Benefits"

14. "If you're going to have a threesome, you should at least bring a friend."

• from: "Bridesmaids"

15. "The only reason I haven't had sex with you yet is because I'm saving it for someone else."

• from: "50 Shades of Grey"

16. "I'm not saying I want to have sex with you, I'm just saying it's a possibility."

• from: "Friends with Benefits"

17. "I'll believe you're into sports once you start teaching me how to bowl."

• from: "Talladega Nights"

18. "I need a night of passion and excitement and I hope you can provide that for me."

• from: "The Night Before"

19. "You know you're in love when…" (fills in the blank with various romantic phrases)

• from various sources

20. "If you're going to have a threesome, you should at least bring a friend."

• from: "Bridesmaids"

21. "I'm not saying I want to have sex with you, I'm just saying it's a possibility."

• from: "Friends with Benefits"

22. "I'll believe you're into sports once you start teaching me how to bowl."

• from: "Talladega Nights"

23. "I need a night of passion and excitement and I hope you can provide that for me."

• from: "The Night Before"

24. "You know you're in love when…" (fills in the blank with various romantic phrases)

• from various sources

25. "If I can read your thoughts, you must be writing about me."

• from: "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"

26. "I'm not saying I want to have sex with you, I'm just saying it's a possibility."

• from: "Friends with Benefits"

These quotes offer a light-hearted approach to discussing sexual desire and satisfaction, allowing for humor and catharsis. While some of the content may be inappropriate for all audiences, others can serve as a starting point for open and honest conversations about sex in a relationship. Whether you're looking to add a touch of humor to a serious conversation or just want to share a laugh with your partner, these quotes are sure to put a smile on your face.