Here are some funny jokes for 6-7 year olds:
- Why did the bear take a shower? Because the shampoo was flowing.
- The humor in this joke comes from the contrast between the bear's natural habitat and the unusual situation of taking a shower. The bear seems out of place in a fancy hotel, and the situation is made funny by the exaggerated actions of the bear, who appears to be trying too hard to fit in.
- What did the pigeon say when asked to fly? I'm a bird, not a plane!
- Although technically inaccurate, this joke relies on the confusion between the pigeon's literal capability and common knowledge that pigeons do not actually fly. The wordplay and the expectation that the pigeon will break the fourth wall and justify their statement add humor.
- Why was the egg surprised?因为他感觉自己太熟了。
- This joke plays on the fact that eggs are a type of bird, and they are always referred to by the word "egg." The idea that the egg could be surprised, given their nature, shows a playful twist on the commonality of eggs.
- What do you call a fish with one eye? A comb-tooth鱼
- This joke relies on the lack of symmetry in the fish's body. The joke suggests that something is missing from the fish's head, which causes laughter by suggesting that it is actually missing part of its body.
- Why can't you play poker with a cat? Because it will eat your hand.
- This joke relies on the instinctual response of cats to react negatively to violence. It plays on the fear that cats may attack pets, making the game unplayable. The humor comes from the inherent brutality of the situation.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- This joke relies on the common association of alligators with law enforcement. The humor comes from the situation where an alligator is dressed in clothing commonly worn by humans, creating absurdity and humor.
- Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
- This joke relies on the common knowledge of scientific facts. The humor comes from the unexpected twist where atoms are seen as the building blocks of everything is turned on its head, making atoms the focal point of attention rather than just an insignificant part of a scientific discussion.
- What do you call two turtles sitting on a wall? R2 detour.
- This joke relies on the popular children's toy, the turtle-shaped robot. The humor comes from the odd situation where two turtles are sitting on a wall and one, R2-detour, is mentioned in the sentence. The joke relies on the surprise of the listener and the unusual appearance of the robot.
- Why was the puppy sad? because it had no bone.
- This joke relies on the common association of puppies with toys like bones. The humor comes from the situation where a puppy becomes sad by lacking something that is common among puppies, leading to laughter from the mismatch between the puppy's real-life expectations and the joke.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it had no wheels.
- This joke relies on the common knowledge of how bicycles operate by having wheels. The situation where a bicycle appears to be unable to stand up is humorous because it defies the usual expectations of how bicycles move.
