Earth jokes are a fun way to celebrate Earth Day by using humor to raise awareness about environmental issues. Here are some collection of humorous Earth jokes that you can share with your friends and family.
Why is the Earth always sad?
The Earth is always sad because it has to deal with pollution, climate change and overpopulation.
What do you call a fish wearing swim trunks?
A mermaid.
Why can't trees talk?
Trees can only whisper because they are made of wood.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why is the moon always shining?
The moon is always shining because it's reflecting the sun's light.
What do you call a鸽子 with no wings?
A鸽借。
Why is the ocean always salty?
The ocean is always salty because sea snails die with shells and gain them with meat.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A heifer.
Why is the sun so bright?
The sun is so bright because it's a star that's close to us.
What do you call a tree that grows in a pot?
A bonsai.
What do you call an apple tree that grows in a wheelbarrow?
A wheelbarrow apple.
Why is the Earth flat?
The Earth is flat because it has been proven by scientists.
What do you call a chicken with no head?
A rooster.
What do you call a bee with no wings?
A bee-less bee.
Why is the sky always blue?
The sky is always blue because of the way sunlight is scattered by the atmosphere.
What do you call a fish that jumps out of the water?
A frog.
Why is the wind always blowing?
The wind always blows because it has been gusting all day.
What do you call a mushroom that grows in mud?
A mushroom.
What do you call a tree that falls in a hole?
A fallen tree.
Why is the Earth round?
The Earth is round because it's a sphere.
What do you call a fish that lives in the river?
A trout.
Why is the Earth always warm?
The Earth is always warm because it's a planet with a solid surface that stores heat.
What do you call a star that's close to us?
A star.
What do you call a planet that has one eye?
A monocular planet.